What To Wear?

Every year it comes down to this: Jack Skellington or Peanut Butter Jelly Time?

Road Trip

After 3 days and 14 inches the snow has finally stopped. Since Max is currently rummaging through the closet looking for his fishing wellies, I'm guessing it's road trip time. Hopefully Anna will finish her snowball fight and install the new Google GPS navigation software in the Opera trailer before we leave.

But Baby It's Cold Outside

Yes, it's snowing outside. And yes, Anna is cold.

But no, Anna will not wear the new Happiness Hat despite Max's recommendation.

Experience

When you decide to fight, you need more than experience. You need someone who knows how your enemy thinks and acts. So when Anna decided to sue Pepsi with her friends Chuck and Jimmie, she turned to Max.

While Max believed Anna had a strong case, he also decided to leverage his experience with Corporate America and exploit their bureaucracy. Sniffing out the weakest link, Max eventually sent his legal notifications right before a critical board meeting hoping the unassuming envelope would get lost in the shuffle.

Well, $1.26 billion buys a lot of Puperonies.

Approved

Anna approves of Lenovo's extended warranty support.

One needs a good warranty with Max and his various trips to Pamplona.

No Reason

Yeah, it was the cooler temperatures that killed off the fish today. It's not like Max went to Ethiopia recently to buy a few pallets of bedbug fighting DDT and accidentally spilled some into the river.

Another Episode of "Creepy Sundays"

"Um, I've seen what they can do with just chickens - yeah." - Max

Sleepy...

Sleeeeeeepy...

Sleepy...

Sleepy...

Sleepy...

You are getting sleepy...

Max I Am

I do not like
yellow eggs that luminesce.
I do not like them, Max-is-the-best.

Would you like them in a trailer park?
Would you like them with a shark?
I do not like them
in a trailer park.
I do not like them
with a shark.

I do not like
yellow eggs that luminesce.
I do not like them, Max-is-the-best.

Inattentional

Anna can tell you that Ira's recent cell phone research is a great example of sustained inattentional blindness; check out Dan Simon's basketball test if you have never tried it before.

And Max can tell you most drivers using their cell phones rarely notice his unicycle let alone his clown costume.

Book Mania

Remember when Max tried to buy Copenhaven Castle after reading that medieval knights and castle book? Exactly. None of us knew just how manic a simple pop-up books would make Max.

Well, Anna thinks MIT's new popable book technology will probably cost us another 2 years of therapy.

Another Episode of "Creepy Sundays"

"Um, it's funny how constipation makes you dull - yeah." - Max

Fair Use - Fair Warning

Fair warning to all you artists like Shepard Fairey thinking about borrowing images without proper licensing agreements, Anna just hired another copyright lawyer.

1977

Of course you know Max started working on his plasma knife back in 1977.

Where Did It Go?

Well, I guess we finally know where Max put the guided missile launcher.

Now if only we could find his balloon.

Artificial Bwains

Even Max is a little nervous about the recent artificial brain predictions.

Volunteers Wanted

The other day Max was posting an ad on Craigslist for a trigeminal nerve monitor. For some reason he had a curiously strong urge to compare the relative strengths of Altoids to Trebor mints.

Anna, of course, mentioned he would probably need to drill into his skull to install any nerve monitors. Max immediately moved his ad from the "For Sale: Wanted" section to the "Community: Volunteers" section.

Mergers & Acquisitions

Max is currently facilitating merger talks between the Gin and Vodka Association and the International Potato Center. You don't even need to ask where Anna stands on the matter.

Another Episode of "Creepy Sundays"

"Um, trust me... I know scarecrows - yeah" - Max

REWARD!

Well, despite what Anna says about rewards programs, Max still enjoys carrying around all of those little plastic cards in his wallet. It's mostly a status thing for him much like his custom printed M&M's.

Saved

Even with Max's membership in the International Jugglers' Association (IJA), he is not the most coordinated person on the planet. Thank goodness REI now carries BHEESTIE Bags. Though, this is the last time I fish his Blackberry out of the toilet.

Blah blah blah no blah blah blah

Another year and still no peace prize for Anna.

Patterns

Where's Mine?

Speaking of sympathy, Max knows how the Dalai Lama must feel; he never gets invited to the White House either.

Seeker

As you know, Max had to give up a promising career as a striker with Chelsea FC not to mention the organ due to leg injuries. So you can imagine how sympathetic he was towards his friend Ginger and her recent hiking injury.

And don't tell Anna but Max offered Ginger some of his carprofen; Anna really discourages that since it can lead to drug seeking behavior.

Another Episode of "Creepy Sundays"

"Um, I had no idea we were both so messed up - yeah" - Max

Take 2

A rare look at some "Daily Max" bloopers.

No Sleep 'til Brooklyn

In case you are wondering why Anna and IBM decided on 500 miles for their next generation car battery, the closest IKEA from Denver is in Salt Lake City.

There's An App For That

Anna and I just don't think people will pay for a "Max Head Cam" iPhone app.

Now, his heated Hamburger mouse pad idea on the other hand...