Saturday, August 8, 2009

Just Use FedEx


Anna was very upset today. She told Max to always use the DCD when shipping her packages. Using carrier pigeons for something as important as her cyborg experiments is ridiculous. Yes, it is cheaper but pigeons tend to drop things which always end up in the civilian media. And we all know the amount of paper work that causes.

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  1. can you, Max, eat the pigeon? kinda like bacon?

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  2. The Anamax corporation has strict polices prohibiting the consumption of delivery agents.

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  3. policies, yes, true, very well, maybe a mission statement and TQM protocol too. so'll i'll restate, without redaction or dedaction, Max have you eaten any delivery pigeons?

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  4. Senator, Max will neither deny nor confirm said activity on the grounds it may tend to incriminate him.

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