Tucking Max in at night used to be easy. All you needed was a glass of water and a few pages from Where The Wild Things Are. Well, that was before Dr Stella sent him a link to The Bedbug Registry.
Now, bedtime starts with the complete sterilization of all bedding followed by a through review of any dark colored lint clumps in and around the bed. After completing the examination using his custom built species identification iPhone application from the National Science Foundation, Max calls the local Orkin office to verify they still has his GPS coordinates on file.
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