Max has been struggling with his dry cleaner. Pretty much every shirt comes back with creases down the front and back. Luckily Anna loaned him her recently designed multi-directional iron while he trys to implement some new Six Sigma quality programs at the cleaners.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Crisp & Clean
Max has been struggling with his dry cleaner. Pretty much every shirt comes back with creases down the front and back. Luckily Anna loaned him her recently designed multi-directional iron while he trys to implement some new Six Sigma quality programs at the cleaners.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Exit... Stage Left
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Another Episode of "Creepy Sundays"
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Suggestions
If you know of a good place to buy daikon, then please leave a comment. Anna is looking to make some Bánh mì sandwiches tomorrow.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Is It Warm In Here?
Information is king. That is why Max uses a series of modified Rocchio text filtering algorithms to scan for interesting news articles across the world. Though, I am not sure how an article with "We're talking about babies potentially catching fire" was selected. Then again, I am not sure I want to know why either.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Annual Meeting
While not as well known as the Red Hat Society, the Orange Vest Society kicked off their annual meeting last Sunday.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Southpaw
Max will tell you it's easier to be green than left handed sometimes. At least he doesn't have to be reminded every time he walks around the house in his briefs thanks to some of his British friends.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Memories
Something tells me Max does not have super autobiographical memory. I mean, he doesn't even remember last night's dance party.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
iPod Interface
During our recent evaluation of Nissan's upcoming Leaf electric car, Anna and the lead engineers determined its incredibly silent engine could pose a safety problem for blind pedestrians. Anna and Tabata-san immediately started searching for just the right engine sound.
Max, on the other hand, decided to contact Apple Computer. I think using an iPod to select your own custom engine noise is awesome even if Max wants to charge me $35 per engine-tone from the iTunes Store.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Deep Thoughts
Anna headed down to the basketball court with her favorite pair of Chuck Taylors. That could only mean one thing: she's stuck. I'm guessing it's that Stardust experiment she did a few months ago. She still can't figure out where those amino acids came from.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Go Fish
Max has been tying up the phone all morning trying to contact the Swedish Fish nutrition hot line (1-800-524-2854). Anna assures him they do not put any fish or other seafood in the candy.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Happy Anniversary
The lawn chairs have all been setup and the catering van just arrived. The Fray completed their sound check a few hours ago and started playing Call of Duty with Max. I think even the disco ball is in place.
So we are just missing party hats, more ice, and frosting for the cake. I personally think red but Max says green. However, Anna is making the cake so she gets to decide what goes best on a Lehman Brothers anniversary cake.
Monday, September 14, 2009
The Long Winter Ahead
It's going to be a long winter for Anna. No one around here wants to talk about Bill's kidnapping at the end of True Blood season two.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Another Episode of "Creepy Sundays"
"Um, I can think of several reasons why you might want to build your own electromagnetic rail gun - yeah" - Max
Saturday, September 12, 2009
A Rose By Any Other Name
Given our local bus driver's recent name change, Anna and I are now encouraging Max to start riding his bike to work before he gets any bright ideas.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Retraction
After Max's recent experiments with carrier pigeons in South Africa, Anna would like to retract some of her previous statements.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
World Record
I think we are all indeed impressed by Sarah's speed and her new world record. However, let me note that she only has the fastest recorded time for a mammal. Have you ever seen Max run into the dinning room when a pot roast is served?
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Support
Anna is wondering if Max really needs an HP Premier Support account. He doesn't even own any HP software. She guesses he just likes to talk on the phone.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
A Tribute to Shakespeare
I am not exactly sure why but Max joined Anna at a recent Denver Field Ornithologists meeting. Though, despite the lack of a pot roast at the refreshments table Max was rather interested in the history of our local bird populations.
When he learned European Starlings were first introduced into North America as a tribute to William Shakespeare, he began thinking how he could honor J. R. R. Tolkien.
The presenter was horrified that Max missed the whole invasive species part of the talk.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Training Day
Anna is not a big fan of training wheels. Instead, she believes you should use a scoot bike to teach balance first. Once they have mastered the art of balance then they can then graduate to a regular bike. Starting with a regular bike and training wheels only teaches steering which can set kids back months or even years.
Anna feels so strongly about training wheels I think we're finally going to remove them from Max's bike.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Verdana
Max was a little bored with all of the repetitive "how do I pronounce KAJSA TRÄD" type questions at IKEA's call center so he decided to spice things up a bit. Over dessert he convinced the advertising team to only use Verdana in the new catalog -- nothing keeps a customer call more lively than talking to an upset typographer.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Visions of Sugar Plums
As a marketing consultant, Anna can only suggest and recommend different options. The ultimate decision and responsibility is always with the client. That (and perhaps her Primal Meditation twice a day) explains why she sleeps so soundly at night even when her clients make some questionable choices.
For example, HealthBase.com was suppose to showcase NetBase’s innovative technology. Anna worked closely with Jens Telleffsen on how to best position and market their content intelligence platform and vision for semantic searching.
She also advised them to introduce these concepts to the general public is a very slow and precise manner. She suggested using small, well tested examples to capture people's imagination. Rushing a large scale test into production simply to take advantage of the current health debate in the US would be dangerous.
Well, last nighit Anna had visions of sugar plums dancing in her head while Jens struggled to contain the laughter caused by releasing HealthBase, now the number 4 health website in all of Kazakhstan, too soon.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Open Letter
Anamax Corporation
September 2, 2009
September 2, 2009
Antonio R. Villaraigosa
Mayor of the City of Los Angeles
200 N Spring St # 303
Los Angeles, CA 90012-3239
(213) 978-0600
Dear Mayor:
It has recently come to my attention that several small fires in your city are polluting the skies of Colorado. Letting your fires simply burn is quite rude and is blocking my sunshine. This summer has already been rather cloudy and I do not need your problems stealing more sunny days.
While I expect this type of childish behavior from Utah, I believe Los Angeles can do better. I politely ask that you take immediate action to correct the situation or I will be forced to take direct action myself.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Max
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
War of the Worlds
Little does Brad Spellberg know that the increasing strength of infectious bacteria is actually being artificially encouraged and manipulated by Max ever since he read H. G. Wells' War of the Worlds. Those aliens really were scary.
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