As you might have known, Max spent the last 3 months training for the Belgian National Bodybuilding Competition. He started every morning with a high protein diet consisting mostly of turduckens from Herbert's followed by a regiment of lifting scientifically calculated by Anna using her patented search technology co-developed with Stephen Wolfram. Max was starting to make Ivan Drago look like Buster Bluth.
Sadly, but consistent with his poor grades in last semesters bioethics course, Max fled the competition before it started. I knew all those books by Aristippus of Cyrene were a bad sign. At least we have left overs.
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