3" of snow in denver and 10" in the 'burbs is pretty scary, maybe we can get national disaster relief or the IRS will delay our filings for several month; perhaps trainloads of virginal Russian women from Siberia will come to our aid and dispense hot chocolate via snow mobile; perhaps the Nato will have to invoke Article 5 against mother nature while the IMF writes a report of the great blizard of 10:00 a.m.-3p.m. March 26; maybe a state law that everyone has to make rasberry snow cones from the street slush; or maybe Bernie Madoff can become our fearless leader and governor, that'd make me feel better. you Max? oh never mind, i'm insane.
3" of snow in denver and 10" in the 'burbs is pretty scary, maybe we can get national disaster relief or the IRS will delay our filings for several month; perhaps trainloads of virginal Russian women from Siberia will come to our aid and dispense hot chocolate via snow mobile; perhaps the Nato will have to invoke Article 5 against mother nature while the IMF writes a report of the great blizard of 10:00 a.m.-3p.m. March 26; maybe a state law that everyone has to make rasberry snow cones from the street slush; or maybe Bernie Madoff can become our fearless leader and governor, that'd make me feel better. you Max? oh never mind, i'm insane.
ReplyDeleteBut Nissi’s in Lafayette canceled the dueling pianos performance. For Max, that in itself constitutes an emergency.
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